Askholes Q&A - Recent questions and answers

I have a pain in my skull when I hit myself with a large stick. How do I make the pain stop?

Mon, 16 Jan 2012 21:43:56 +0000

Is sexual harassment ever a problem for the self employed?

Mon, 17 Oct 2011 14:09:11 +0000

Answered: What Causes “Ringing” in the Ears?

Mon, 17 Oct 2011 14:07:44 +0000

A good punch in the head would probably cause a ringing in the ears!

What Makes Stomachs Growl?

Mon, 17 Oct 2011 14:05:59 +0000

Why Do Many Prices End in Ninety-Nine Cents?

Mon, 17 Oct 2011 14:04:03 +0000

How Did the Word “Shit” Originate?

Mon, 17 Oct 2011 14:01:22 +0000

Why Do Men Feel Sleepy After Sex?

Mon, 17 Oct 2011 13:58:31 +0000

Why Does Human Hair Turn Gray?

Mon, 17 Oct 2011 13:56:33 +0000

Why Is Bellybutton Lint Generally Blue?

Mon, 17 Oct 2011 13:55:15 +0000

Do We Really Use Only 10 Percent of Our Brains?

Mon, 17 Oct 2011 13:52:11 +0000

Is One Dog Year Equal to Seven Human Years?

Mon, 17 Oct 2011 13:49:04 +0000

Why is it illegal to sell my kidney?

Thu, 29 Sep 2011 20:02:53 +0000

Why is it OK to sell your blood or sperm, but illegal to sell a kidney or part of your liver which could save someones life?

Is seeing really believing?

Thu, 29 Sep 2011 20:01:12 +0000

Why does my monitor go off every 10 minutes or so?

Thu, 29 Sep 2011 20:00:01 +0000

Even when I'm not using it...

What color would a smurf turn if you choked it?

Thu, 29 Sep 2011 19:57:33 +0000

Is that wet paint?

Thu, 29 Sep 2011 19:55:32 +0000

Why is it that when someone tells you that there's billions of stars in the universe,
you believe them. But if they tell you there's wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?

Is Wile E Coyote really that stupid?

Thu, 29 Sep 2011 19:54:15 +0000

If Wile E coyote has enough money to by all that Acme crap why doesn't he buy his dinner?

What do people in China call their good plates?

Thu, 29 Sep 2011 19:52:58 +0000

Why does mineral water have an expiration date?

Thu, 29 Sep 2011 19:52:25 +0000

Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries
have a use by date?

Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress?

Thu, 29 Sep 2011 19:50:56 +0000

Umm...their going to see you at your most ulnerable anyways...right?

How do you make a woman happy?

Fri, 17 Jun 2011 23:42:10 +0000

In general, is there any way to make a woman happy...maybe 90% of the time?

What came first? The chicken or the egg?

Fri, 17 Jun 2011 09:58:19 +0000

This question has been asked for a very long time. It's fun to see what answers people can come up with.